Rule #38: Everyone needs something
Rule #29: Always ask, "What's in it for me?"
Rule #27: There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
Rule #60: Keep your lies consistent.
Rule #66: Double the price, then sell it half off.
Rule #72: Never trust your customers
Rule #91: Hear all, trust nothing.
Rule #98: Every man has his price.
Rule #99: Trust is the biggest liability of all.
Rule #104: Faith moves mountains of inventory.
Rule #105: Don't trust anyone who trusts you.
Rule #106: There is no honor in poverty.
Rule #110: Playing dumb is often smart.
Rule #112: Never have sex with the boss' sister.
Rule #113: Always have sex with the boss.
Rule #114: The one in power defines morality.
Rule #116: There's always a catch.
Rule #117: Profit is the better part of valor.
Rule #121: Everything is for sale, including friendship.
Rule #128: Secrets are commodities, sell them.
Rule #129: The fear of poverty is the beginning of knowledge.
Rule #130: Never pay for sentiment, always charge for it.
Rule #131: Information is profit.
Rule #137: Everything is negotiable.
Rule #142: There's no such thing as an unfair advantage.
Rule #151: The man is richest who's pleasures are cheapest.
Rule #152: A lie is a way to tell the truth to someone who doesn't know.
Rule #155: Power is 50% what you have and 50% what people think you have.
Rule #160: Happiness is not mere possession of profit, but joy of acquisition.
Rule #161: Beyond the mountains there are more mountains.
Rule #162: Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.
Rule #163: When a friend makes profit, you don't.
Rule #171: Blood is thicker than water, and money is thicker than both.
Rule #173: Dream, plan, believe, act.
Rule #174: If you can't buy it, find someone who can.
Rule #176: The wind always favors the best navigator.
Rule #183: When it's a question of profit, everyone is of one belief.
Rule #184: In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Rule #185: Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Rule #186: There is no security, only opportunity.
Rule #190: Hear all, trust nothing.
Rule #195: You can't jump a 20 foot gorge in two 10 foot jumps.
Rule #197: Pick battles big enough to matter, but small enough to win.
Rule #198: You can't shake hands with a fist.
Rule #200: A wise man chooses no side but his own.
Rule #205: Trust can be expensive.
Rule #206: Distrust can be expensive.
Rule #207: Sense without education is better than education without sense.
Rule #208: Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question, is an answer.
Rule #216: Never gamble with an empath.
Rule #217: You can't free a fish from water.
Rule #218: Always know what you're buying.
Rule #220: Listen what they say while watching what they do.
Rule #221: Computers can only give you the answers.
Rule #222: The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be believed.
Rule #228: Bid high and bid often.
Rule #234: There's nothing wrong with a good delusion.
Rule #236: You can't buy fate.
Rule #240: Do it yourself and keep it yourself.
Rule #244: Because something's priceless doesn't mean it's not worthless.
Rule #245: Benevolence is 50/50.
Rule #246: Innocence is expensive.
Rule #247: Don't negotiate with the underlings.
Rule #248: Profit is in the details.
Rule #251: Don't miss the opportunity by grabbing at the shadow.
Rule #252: Little steps may prove great profit.

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