Considerations If you believe that men and women are equal, which I do, are you a feminist ? What if you are a realist ? What if you are both ? Are you an empowered feminist ? Enlightened feminist ? Life isn’t fair. Smart people will take advantage of dumb…

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14 Replies to “The 10 Commandments of Poon”

  1. Kim says:

    To add to those:
    "The better part of valor is discretion."

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  2. Rob says:

    It's been my experience your wife develops a grudge towards your mother, especially if the does a lot for you.

    "I'm taking care of you more than your fucking mother ever did." Have you ever seen that ?

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  3. Max Cantor says:

    Hey, Rob. Yes, it's part of the feminine psyche. They resent your mother on account of their wifely duties. Which proves the point that there's no love like motherly love. Even the most dotting wife is incapable of it.

    So don't go looking for motherly love in a wife.

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  4. Evan says:

    "Always flirt in the presence on your wife."

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  5. Ken says:

    I have been married for 20 years. This is a game of detente. Respect, too.

    The non-monogamy thing is a tough sell.

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  6. Zen says:

    My parents have been married for 50 years. I'm sure there an explanation for that.

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  7. Divit says:

    Related to No. 4, interns regularly buff up their resumes with phony titles and specializations: one fucker who shuffled a client communications list appears as "Client Services Division Marketer" in his LKDN, another bum who did 3 months of industry reports says he is an Equity Research Analyst.

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  8. Mark says:

    I used to own an adult production company years back. Women like to be ruffled up. Show them to their place.

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  9. William says:

    Max, we need to hash out a plan for the little guy to land a rich chick. Like How to get a rich chick when you have no money. Can you do it ? Thanks,

    Will

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  10. Ellie says:

    "Be wary of desperate women who live and breathe for relationships. Bitches like this are serial daters, and they go through mad dick.

    Fighting another man over a broad gets you a seat at the head of the simp class".-Ho3Bro

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  11. Lars says:

    Chris Walker

    "“"Five long years, he wore this Apple Watch up his ass. When he died of dysentery, he gave me the Apple Watch."

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