Best Villains of 2017 (you can vote anonymously). The winner will be announced in 30 days. Meanwhile, please make suggestions if there are additional contenders you wished posted here. Thanks !
1. Donald Trump 
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Hometown: New York, NY
Biggest lie: Too many to tell
Big tell: There’ a simp born every minute
Invented: Fake News
Pro-tip: If you fire everyone then you can be sure you are the only one standing.
Favorite past-time: Watching himself on TV
2. Vladimir Putin
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Hometown: St. Petersburg
Big tell: Robotic kikin’ flab
Invented: Fair-play
Pro tips:
1. If you eat enough cabbage soup, cutlets and pancakes you will grow old and cold.
2. You have to lie enough in order to be a true believer.
Favorite past-time: Hitting below the belt.
3. Max Cantor
Hometown: Coruscant
Big tell: Don’t go easy on yourself.
Invented: Badassery juice: fresh blood spiced with ginger, turmeric and nettles.
Pro tip: Walk this life like a tight roper does, for if you look too closely, you will fall.
Favorite past-time: peeing on Donald Trump’s leg.
4. Snoke: The Last Jedi Sith
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Hometown: Unknown
Big tell: Don’t have to use that much makeup remover anymore.
Invented: Death by Mentoring
Pro-tip: Keep your hoes on their toes.
Hangs out: The cemetery
Favorite past-time: Tinder game
Snoke is the Sith that gets badgered in the Last Jedi. This guy survived both brain and throat cancer. Snoke instructed the cancer cells in his brain to take over the brain cells. The cancer cells are actually more efficient. We know that Snoke got a lot of hits on Tinder. 9 out 10 college-aged women said they would date him (the one that didn’t was blind). Snoke can get any woman in the world.
5. Lucifer Morningstar (“The Devil”)
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Hometown: Hell.
Big tell: What is it that you want ?
Biggest lie: Hates his father (aka God) and finds redemption with a detective woman.
Invented: Self-hate
Pro-tip: You got everything to gain if your mother is a good-looking MILF. Show up with her in public.
6. Littlefinger, Game of Thrones (I-VII)
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Hometown: Seven Kingdoms
Big tell: “Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some, are given a chance to climb. They refuse, they cling to the realm, or the gods, or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is.”
Biggest lie: None
Invented: Self-improvement
Pro-tips:
- “Sometimes when I try to understand a person’s motives, I play a little game. I assume the worst. What’s the worst reason they could possibly have for saying what they say and doing what they do? Then I ask myself, “How well does that reason explain what they say and what they do?”
- “only by admitting what we are can we get what we want.”
- “When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, best close your eyes, get it over with.”
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Snoke = PUAExposed. Once you picture him as a success with women, his likability skyrockets.
Right. I'm not finished yet, I have to put together more people and a voting outlet.
Fact: women like ugly men. The older and creepier, the better.
Yes.
If you wish to get good with women, do this: treat them all the same, skinny, fat, young, old, ravishing, pretty and ugly. They're all the same.
Once you do that, you'll have a superpower.
Snoke
Supreme Leader of the Fist Order Snoke, thank you for your awesome advice.
So this is your PUA-in-Chief ? From like, mortuary contests ?
Snoke is the guy your mother has warned you about.
Snoke is the guy from Cemetery Wars.
Pathetic child. I cannot be betrayed, I cannot be beaten.
Saying that self-hate is the work of the devil, it's brilliant.
Why are there only male villains ? Why you don't have any female villains ? I smell sexual discrimination.
That's an interesting question. Perhaps the Devil, portrait throughout history as a male character, is female. Have we been misled ?
Snoke looks like a withered tree.
"Siva's consort, Kali, is one of the greatest divinities of India. She is the goddess of a hundred names, representing not only the power of nature, but also the ruthless cruelty of nature's laws. She is called Parvati, the blessed mother, and Durga, which means "hard to go through," symbolizing war and all kinds of danger." Sacred-texts
With the Snoke-in-demand effect that we're witnessing, I fear this popularity contest has me at a disadvantage.
Ok, and the Winner is:
Littlefinger !
Is is Littlefinger or Little fingers ?