A year ago I opened the blog to comments. And what a faithful day that was. Today we will be featuring our first guest writer, Tom. Tom won a reader’s poll against Bill, a pro golf trainer, who was standing by to submit his golf tips. When I asked Tom…

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8 Replies to “How To Spoil a Girl Party – Guest Post”

  1. Alex says:

    Not exactly hardcore, but not too soft either. Sort of midway. I'll give it a 6.

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  2. Alex says:

    At concerts, you see those betas holding their girlfriends on their shoulders. –> Beta tales

    Don't be that guy.

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  3. Tom Know-a-Lot says:

    Thank you all who read this. I wrote this while waiting for a flight out of Las Vegas, that's why is so brief. The rules with girls are very simple, actually.

    1. Never compliment a girl on her looks. Compliments are for her competition only. The older ones already hate the young ones.

    2. If you want to move on one right then and there, I will have to do a separate write-up for that.

    3. Guys who get friendly with the kids (and dogs) may score later.

    4. For Alex: Holding your gf on the shoulders is kino on steroids kind-of-thing. You don't do that with a stranger, for sure.

    Tom

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  4. Persimmon says:

    Ok, if someone "does well with children and pets alike", what does that say ?

    Doesn't that tell you that, in fact, women are like children…or pets ?

    Because they are.

    Your getting closer. To the truth.

    What they don't teach you in school.

    They wouldn't even know where to start.

    You'll thank me later.

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  5. Max Cantor says:

    Gosh, Tom. You are so popular we need a second round with you. **Garlic breath famous**

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