Comments on: Is texting making you dumber ? What about taking selfies ? https://wallstreetdealmaker.com/2018/07/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/ He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Wed, 03 Apr 2019 04:30:03 +0000 hourly 1 By: Bismark https://wallstreetdealmaker.com/2018/07/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-195 Tue, 24 Jul 2018 16:57:24 +0000 http://wallstreetdealmaker.com/index.php/2018/07/19/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-195 Overheard at a Jedi Panel:

"Woman is the natural enemy of man."

Then people said: “Shush! Do you want to wake everyone?”"

]]> By: Cam https://wallstreetdealmaker.com/2018/07/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-196 Tue, 24 Jul 2018 16:57:24 +0000 http://wallstreetdealmaker.com/index.php/2018/07/19/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-196 Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

]]> By: Chris https://wallstreetdealmaker.com/2018/07/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-197 Mon, 23 Jul 2018 03:18:36 +0000 http://wallstreetdealmaker.com/index.php/2018/07/19/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-197 :youtube:mzfyXxOuJ_g:eyoutube:

]]> By: Chris https://wallstreetdealmaker.com/2018/07/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-198 Mon, 23 Jul 2018 03:18:36 +0000 http://wallstreetdealmaker.com/index.php/2018/07/19/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-198 I heard this joke at our office:

" A simp called Adam dies and goes to Heaven. God questions him:

Adam, you found your true love, haven't you ?

Yes, God. I was married to Eve. Except…

Except what ?

I'm not so sure she was my true love anymore. She started saying: "Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?" She became petulant and repulsed by me.

Oh. Have you checked under the hood ?

Adam: No. She said my problem was soft news.

]]> By: Sam https://wallstreetdealmaker.com/2018/07/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-199 Mon, 23 Jul 2018 01:01:20 +0000 http://wallstreetdealmaker.com/index.php/2018/07/19/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-199 A male who seeks female validation. A Man who would throw another man under the bus to win over a woman. Blue pillers who believe in unicorns.

]]> By: Barrister https://wallstreetdealmaker.com/2018/07/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-200 Sun, 22 Jul 2018 00:27:46 +0000 http://wallstreetdealmaker.com/index.php/2018/07/19/is-texting-making-you-dumber-what-about-taking-selfies/#comment-200 What's a simp ?

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