The last manly man standing ?

Somebody forwarded me this article from Institutional Investor, Inside the Always Nasty, Frequently Sexist, and Often Litigious World of Financial Twitter by Michelle Celalier and, having seen some of those tweets, I came to the conclusion I am the last (manly) man standing in Fintwit. Fintwit is a connotation for financial twitter.

1. Why am I not mentioned, since I have the premier men’s personal power blog in the world?  Ooh, Ok, only dingbats got mentioned. Got it. The worst get the spread. Good soldiers, who cares about them.

2. There are no “Twitterati”. There are time-wasters. Those who are on Twtr all the time, do they even do serious work? You can’t do serious work and tweet every hour. These people need to learn how to use social media. It seems social media is using them. You don’t spat on Twitter. Who takes this shit serious, anyway ? I thought people know every time they tweet they work for free, for Jack. People don’t even read their emails, why would they even read your tweets ?

3. No, the trading floor of old has not moved online. There is no comparison. Real world vs. Spelunky World.

4. Elon Musk seems to be a prolific twitter-er. He may be, but remember: this guy doesn’t care about you, he cares about himself. And he hasn’t “attacked” anybody. You can’t “attack” a bunch of snakearoons (Yes, I’ve invented a word here, by my count it is the second word I’ve invented on this site, the first one was nogoodnick). Once again, you don’t attack anybody on fantasyland Twtr.

5. If you compare the spares women have on Twtr with the ones men have, I’m sure women’s are as silly as men’s, possibly more so. People need to do something better with their time.

In anticipation of Tom Knows-a-Lot‘s next article, here’s an interesting video.