Interview with “Don Johnson”, male, age 37, who has slept with 700+ women

At the requests of more than a few of you, I pulled hard through my rolodex and made a phone interview with “Don Johnson”, a man I’ve known for a few years whom I’ll call friend of a friend. Now, before we give you the transcript of this call -this was a phone call with New York City, let’s get something straight. This man is not a rockstar; he has never been in a band. He is not a celebrity nor does he wish to capitalize on his “record”. He does not have a Greek God body, he is 5’7″ and weights 150 pounds. He works out 6 days a week he tells me and tennis is his favorite hobby. He is not a Roland-Garros player, however, and does not have a Dan Bilzerian party-hardy lifestyle. He is not a millionaire, although admittedly has a 6-figure income from a job working in legal services.

Max: Hey man, thanks for agreeing to make this call public, on my website. I should say “public” with your name changed and no face shown. People have gotten so picky nowadays, if they don’t put a name to a face, Youtube or something, they get cramps.

Don: So let them get it. I can’t put my face out there.

Max: Understood. You have a regular job. Pulling ass is not your occupation. That’s how I introduced you: you are not a dating coach, not a Roland-Garros champion, not a heir to some fortune. Not a pornstar. Not a rockstar. We got that out of the way.

Don: Good.

Max: For 99.9% of men in America, you pulled a record. [I have a record of my own, but is smaller by comparison…]

Don: We’re all doing the best we can, Max. I know you’d be upping your numbers if you weren’t so damn busy.

Max: Let’s get right to it. What’s the secret sauce ? How do you get them, and how do you get them so fast ? Or I should say: How are you so effective ?

Don: Your vibe, man. The hippies were right: it’s your vibe. And by the way I get more women who are married / in relationships that I get single women. There is no such thing as a single woman, my man.

Max: My readers and I, we talk to women. But we don’t get them into bed. We get maybe 5%. How do you ?

Don: I’m pretty clear from the beginning. You see, just as women are gaging me, I gage them, too. I read women fast, within 5-30 seconds. If she is not a suitable prospect, I eject.

Max: And I thought I don’t try hard enough. I thought we [men] give up too quickly, or using your words,” eject” too soon.

Don: No. You guys fluster and flip all over the place. You don’t have the right concentration. I take their buying temperature and raise it faster than mercury. Then, when I’m around them, you see, I always -maybe not now cause of the Covid shit -am right up to their faces. I am into their personal space. Even if I don’t say much, or say nothing at all. No need to grab their butts to do that.

Max: Makes sense. What else ?

Don: I used to throw a weekly party at my place, and I’d invite them.

Max: No cocaine at those parties, huh ?

Don: Nah. I don’t need that. I have a stripper’s pole, professional, and I let them wonder around it. Most chicks have never seen or used one.

Max: There you go. Cats can play with the string. You know, last Christmas in my gift buying list I recommended men buy and fix one up in their bedrooms. And where you do find them ladies ?

Don: Everywhere. On the street, subway, bus, classes, seminars, conferences, outings.

Max: You’re a class act. You make wives and girlfriends happy.

Don: I do. We are wired for novelty: when a man meets a woman, assuming they are attracted to each other, you have a period of 6 months, perhaps a bit longer, during which sex should be consumed. If she rejects you (or you reject her) for all intents and purposes she is relegated to history. If you can’t consume sex within that period, your attraction to her automatically drops. Simply put, your genetic screen blanks out to that woman. You see her again one or two years later: let me tell you, you won’t be attracted to her anymore. She’s the same woman, still looking good…but under the laws of nature, old news is no news. Meanwhile, if you two get together you might even fall in love but be prepared for the expiration date. There’s an expiration date for the attraction towards any woman, and I mean even the most beautiful woman in the world.

Max: I talked about the falling “out-of-love” concept too, in one of this year’s articles. But I never thought that your “attraction” receptors are a one time receptor and after one frequency gets used it never gets synced again. Am I putting this right, Don ?

Don: Absolutely. Falling in love is followed by falling out of love with ANY woman. This is why men must have rotations.

Max: I agree. How do you keep them from dumping you, though ?

Don: You don’t. Nobody is “dumping” you. The leaves are naturally falling of the trees. Happens every year.

Max: Wow, nobody has made that association before. Don’t you make any efforts to keep your women interested in you ?

Don: Not really. I keep it at a bare minimum. Remember, I used to make $25K a year when I graduated high-school. I had the same number of women in rotation back then. Some birds were staying for a month, while some were in for a year. I didn’t mind. You’re free to leave me when you do. I was sharing my lunches with some, while others were paying my rent. I did not mind either.

Max: Man, you sound like some freestyling, freewheeling Casanova. I bet you’re good in bed [no homo].

Don: I keep them on their toes. You can say I do what they don’t expect and what they don’t get. But it’s my razor sharp focus that allows me to score while others fail. But I don’t fuck every night. That would be exhausting to anyone with a busy career. However, I get some nights when I fuck three girls, the 8 PM shift, the 10 PM and then the 12 AM shift.

Max: What else can men do to get to your level ? Obviously, most men don’t go out every night, especially during Covid you can’t really go out anywhere. The clubs and restaurants have to close at 10 PM in New York.

Don: Stay busy. Learn how to read a woman and raise her interest. Be social. Close on the spot. Let her talk about herself -women think more of themselves than anything else. Their favorite subject is themselves after all.

Max: Listen, I need to do a Part Two with you. Thank you for this call.

Don: Sure. Bye.

Music video: Dancing people are never Wrong. Even if you don’t like this music, you gotta keep ’em dancing.

Until next time,

Your Man,

Max