I just had my lunch, which consisted of a one pound raw piece of ocean fish. Those that have been following my blog consistently know that raw meat of all kinds (fish, white, and red meat) is part of my diet. Note: Don’t try this at home. I’m a tough act to follow.

It’s past 3 o’clock now and what I’ve had all day so far it’s tea, coffee, 8 ounces of berries in the morning and the fish now. [If you throw up with the fish, it’s on you]. I’m also drinking a Bone Broth protein shake from Ancient Nutrition [link]. Its’ aftertaste is kind of spicy to me. I’ve cooked my own broth soup before and ate it, but that takes 12 hours to cook properly. Industrialized kitchens cook hard beef bones between 12 and 24 hours. Tough act to follow. I’m not trying to be the next Tim Ferriss to tell you what to eat and how to sleep (although I agree with a lot of his views particularly on stoicism).

Back to the subject, what is it that women want ? Well, why should brilliant mouthpiece Max Cantor tell you, since you dimwits still don’t get.

We’ll let the ladies speak this time. We’ll give them the podium. I’ll just seat on the sidelines and munch on my happy bones of fish.

Question: which is the best selling book in recent history ? 

If you ask that question, you’ll find out that Fifty Shades of Grey and its sequels, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed by E.L. James have sold 150 million copies worldwide. 150 Million ! That’s more than I have in the bank. It’s safe to say that the largest majority of those readers are women, therefore they are into it.

Now, if you are The Atlantic you will say “Fifty Shades of Grey Gets BDSM Dangerously Wrong”, but…125 Million plus women can’t be wrong. You may say that I’m a hopelessly romantic,  but… E L James’s New York Times #1 bestselling trilogy has been hailed by Entertainment Weekly as being “in a class by itself.” This is more than a book, this is a cultural phenomena. 150 million copies translated into 52 languages sold. E.L., if you’re reading this, I’ve got dizzy from so many love scenes ! After reading this stuff I need headache pill. I have enough self-respect not to drink like a sailor.

So, what do women want ? 


Highlighted from Fifty Shades Darker by your own Max Cantor:

“the rules are written down” -Christian’s rules, that is (p. 35)

“kinky fuckery” – (p.34)

“You want obedience, except when you don’t, so you can punish me.” (p.25)

“Honestly, the audacity of this man-this man who has put me through hell over the last few days.” (Anastasia Steele to herself, p. 19)

“I’m drawn, Icarus to his sun” (p.15)

“I’m the one who is undeserving.” (Anastasia, p. 37)

“..he always makes me feel like an errant child.” (p. 13)

Read these books. If you still don’t know what women want after reading them, you are an idiot. Just stop calling yourself a man.

Big shot out to Maxim Magazine for bringing this to my attention:

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Correction: It seems I mislabeled the Broth Protein I currently use: it is branded “Thermo Burner” . You now have the correct label.

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